i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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