Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I party with great urgency now.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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