Don't you send me to vm
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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