I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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