She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Randomize
