I love watching others lives come down to our level.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
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If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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