I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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