Nicole vs. Life
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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