He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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