We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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