That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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