Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
operation harelip BJ is a go
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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