who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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