Umm I'm too high to move.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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