I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
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Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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