half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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I got inside last night via doggy door
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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