im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
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we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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