$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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