I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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