I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize