I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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