In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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