I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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