The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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