think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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