your room smells of hookers.
And success
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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