i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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