I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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