So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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