Already got asked if we're dating
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Pants 0. Shit 1.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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