I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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