So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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