You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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