was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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