Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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