What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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