You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
this will be a night to untag.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
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You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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