I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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