The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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