ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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