ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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