I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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