Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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