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Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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