Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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