I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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