That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Just cropdusted the office
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
im on a boat
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