is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
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i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
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