Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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