"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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