Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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