I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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