I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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