One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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