R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
it's great music for shaving your balls
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Will exercising make me less horny?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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